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Mini Demotivational Poster

QUESTION - How many men does it take to open a beer bottle? Zero. It should be open when she brings it.

TAGS: chauvinisic humor anger feminists
Rating: 4.61/5

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Greeny - May 10, 2011, 8:45 pm
wait ix - I am married, you're not, and it's your comment that doesn't make sense
IxLOVExYOU - May 10, 2011, 10:53 am
*your* not you're because you're = you are and doesn't make sense
Greeny - May 10, 2011, 7:11 am
*you're - dangit
Greeny - May 10, 2011, 5:41 am
ha ha until your married

THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING - The handheld M134 Minigun with 'Chainsaw action grip' Is it on your wish list this year?

TAGS: mini
Rating: 3.52/5

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MINI GOLF - ftw.

TAGS: mini golf little people midgets dwarves
Rating: 2.73/5

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Alexiel - July 12, 2008, 8:08 am
pro - June 19, 2008, 11:26 am
She's only h** from the v***** up, though.
Rondo - June 19, 2008, 10:03 am
Midgets, you know you want to bang one!
Heh - May 12, 2008, 8:34 pm
I bet she clubs him in the head on the backswing
Anon - May 3, 2008, 10:23 pm
The girl, she is h**.


TAGS: navy minigun gatlinggun funny military
Rating: 4.66/5

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MPsniper - July 8, 2013, 7:54 pm
gosh...i seem to remember MAKING THIS POSTER.
culos - February 2, 2011, 4:32 pm
d*mn lag
culos - February 2, 2011, 4:32 pm
d*mn lag
rerun - February 2, 2011, 4:32 pm

single post?
rerun - February 2, 2011, 4:31 pm

single post?
culos - February 2, 2011, 2:16 pm
Any excuse will do
culos - February 2, 2011, 2:16 pm
Any excuse will do
Benlulz - February 2, 2011, 1:36 pm
Same here
Benlulz - February 2, 2011, 1:36 pm
Same here
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 7:12 pm

d*** lag. this is why i suck at online gaming.
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 7:11 pm

Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 7:11 pm


OLD PAINLESS - The following scene has been rated M for Manly. May cause a deepening of the vocal cords, sudden hair growth in the chest area and the ONLY time a man is permitted to cry at a movie

TAGS: predator minigun
Rating: 4.58/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 21, 2017, 9:24 pm
A man is free to cry at any tragic death in a war movie.

dad's revenge -

TAGS: star trek klingon minions despicable me
Rating: 4.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 17, 2014, 2:15 pm
Fo? I've heard of pig Latin, but not fo.
MissPriss - February 17, 2014, 10:57 am
When I was in grade school, we learned and all spoke fo. Drove my parents crazy cuz they never knew what the hell we were saying. And worse they never knew if we were talking about them...teehee.

MINIGUN - Approximately 1000-6000 rounds per minute. Could you ask for more? Yes. You probably could. Do you need more? No. Probably not.



FEMINISM - The radical belief that women are people too.

TAGS: muslim feminism radical
Rating: 4.67/5

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GaryO - May 4, 2013, 1:23 pm
Well nic, I didn’t think it possible, but you are starting to make even less sense. Try to have a nice day. And….try aiming at the goal of maturity, and if that fails, zero in on attempts at humor. Otherwise, you’ll just remain a bore. cheers
nicholsjoshua15 - May 4, 2013, 12:59 pm
She's a human not a computer? Do you think all women are insane feminist? There are women a=out there that are smart enough to realize that men and women are both human.
GaryO - May 4, 2013, 11:09 am
Good choice, nic. Your girlhand will never ever leave you. Might wanna watch out for that pesky carpal tunnel though.
nicholsjoshua15 - May 4, 2013, 12:24 am
My chance of wanting to be with a woman who's a Nazi are very low. I have a girlfriend and she's sane unlike Nazis. Men's Liberation will win in the end!
steve1961 - May 3, 2013, 11:53 pm
Relax. The chances of you being with an actual woman is probably pretty remote...at least until you decide to move outta yer mamma's house...
nicholsjoshua15 - May 3, 2013, 11:31 pm
Feminism, the radical belief that all men are selfish and evil and when a man jumps in front of a bullet to save a woman he owed her and he deserved to die anyhow. That's a fact, and anyone who disagrees with me a fascist pig.
marlygirl - April 14, 2011, 6:53 pm
GIL, I declare Jihad on yer arse, 5L. lol
Bovee - April 14, 2011, 1:02 pm
Amsome. haha womens rights!
NotoriousGIL - April 13, 2011, 9:49 am
I know...it struck me as funny though. I love stereotypes because they all share the commonality of only being about 10% accurate, but what a funny 10%!
CaptainBaked - April 13, 2011, 9:49 am
we're lucky they don't declare jihad on us chauvinists!! 5
Reality Lord - April 13, 2011, 9:46 am

omg gil...5o very very wrong

DILLON MINIGUN - For when it positively, definitely has to be dead five minutes ago.

TAGS: dillon minigun
Rating: 4.75/5

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tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:41 pm
Good luck with that on something that can burn a hundred rounds in two seconds. Individual targeting kinda goes out the window. On the other hand, at that rate, Quantity possesses a quality all its own.
steve1961 - July 24, 2013, 6:44 pm
You only need one round per customer...
tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 4:57 pm
only problem is that there's only MAYBE a hundred rounds in that one... "bbzzzzzzt!" Well that was fun. time to reload."

NO MATTER WHAT - Your pet will never be as awesome as A MINIATURE GIANT SPACE HAMSTER!

TAGS: no matter what baldur s gate ii minsc boo miniature giant space hamster
Rating: 3.19/5

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MO - March 8, 2010, 6:47 pm
Ahhh. That's better. Nuff fluffing around. What's the next bet and who has the avatar for the losers?
MrRandom - March 8, 2010, 6:35 pm
Gahhhhh puns.......... Bioware is my god. My nerd god that is, and they're just three hours away from me.
MO - March 8, 2010, 6:35 pm
That's ok Jake. I'll be back...
R.S.Jake - March 8, 2010, 6:31 pm
El MO! HAhahahahahahahaahahaha ha ha..........um no.
MO - March 8, 2010, 6:27 pm
Wait! Is it the Rock? Do you smelllll la la laaaaa what the MO's cookin! EL MO? Nothing... sheesh.
R.S.Jake - March 8, 2010, 6:26 pm
@ Random: It was awesome, but like one step up from table top roll playing, and I try to distance myself from my past...*sobs*
MO - March 8, 2010, 6:23 pm
Capt Piccard was my guess.
GreyScorpion - March 8, 2010, 6:22 pm
I thought that pic was was LL Cool J
MrRandom - March 8, 2010, 6:11 pm
Because Baldurs Gate was awesome?
R.S.Jake - March 8, 2010, 4:15 pm
"Go for the eye Booo!! Go for the eyes!!!" [/geek] Oh god, why do I admit to knowing about these things?

Feminism -

TAGS: feminism politics
Rating: 2.39/5

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Helldeath - October 20, 2008, 6:08 am
Point is ............. WOMEN SUCK !
RnR - September 1, 2008, 6:39 am
***ims sucks: for a job opening with seven equally qualified candidates, the female will always get it, unless there is also a handicapped or "minority-group" candidate.
pro - September 1, 2008, 4:17 am
One of the poster boards says: "***ism is a handicap". Great news! My parking worries are over!
AG218 - September 1, 2008, 2:16 am
Think you missed the point...


TAGS: minigun solution crazy
Rating: 4.47/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 12, 2014, 8:43 pm
a hammer is good enough for Tyreese (Walking Dead comic) it's good enough for me.
EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 12:15 pm
When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem starts to look like a nail.


TAGS: minigun
Rating: 3.92/5

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aesop's folly - November 13, 2009, 7:53 pm
Zed - September 24, 2009, 5:35 pm
This was my favorite weapon in Resident Evil 2
Player_Meyer - September 24, 2009, 4:43 am
Hmmmmm.... http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1146/567145434_0bb6f4dd43.jpg


TAGS: reminiscing
Rating: 4.58/5

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Greeny - February 15, 2013, 10:18 pm
2010, best spring ever... scroll on down
Airman - May 17, 2010, 6:18 pm
this is a good one. a little too close to home
Cubbybear - May 14, 2010, 12:50 am
What sucks now is I can't trust a fart
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 1:10 pm
Excellent! Truely a funny demotivational poster! 5 close calls!

WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS - Use minigun.

TAGS: when all else fails minigun fallout 3 mods mod mini gun
Rating: 2.5/5

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Pj3r - June 14, 2012, 3:54 pm
Too bad my bloody Win7 64-bit wont run the game, or else I'd have to go kill those poor little mole-ratties again. With the Reservist's Rifle of course....
falloutghoul - February 10, 2012, 5:45 pm
How about a trusty Railway Rifle? Whoo-Whooooo
Random Guy - May 30, 2009, 9:42 pm
Im pretty sure the Fat Man will never fail...
HtD - April 5, 2009, 7:24 pm
Dart Gun + Bottlecap Mine = LOL
Mr. Shiny - April 5, 2009, 6:35 pm
death claw gauntlet for me.
Elder God Douchebag - February 9, 2009, 10:08 am
Personally the Gatling Laser's for pussies. Real men stick a knife in something until it dies.
CraigR - February 9, 2009, 9:27 am
personally i'd go with the Gatling Lazer
Khatmonsuk - January 20, 2009, 12:32 pm
God I love Fallout 3.

THE ADMIN - They are Always watching, Even when you think they're not online They are!

TAGS: administrator admin watching you is eye
Rating: 2.15/5

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MO - March 12, 2010, 7:07 pm
I tend to sneak "1" in every now and then. I can't type all that well...
TheTrashHeap - March 12, 2010, 7:02 pm
I really wish I had never promised myself that I would comment whenever I vote 1L.....1 Lion.


TAGS: feminine side calendar
Rating: 4.78/5

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mariand - August 16, 2011, 7:38 am
cool... 5 real ones for you...lol

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - Empowering women with more executive clout than the Patriot Act

TAGS: feminism political correctness new world order
Rating: 3.89/5

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funnyman37 - November 16, 2009, 4:40 pm
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 4:22 pm
Those fire hoses would break my neck and hurt my feelings.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 4:20 pm
Sean - October 31, 2009, 4:19 pm
home in time for dinner.
Sean - October 31, 2009, 4:19 pm
Political Correctness appeals to the kind of person who secretly wishes they can take a ride in a time machine back to a Civil Rights march, so that they could participate -- but only if the weather was warm, the police restrained, and they could be ...
Zed - October 28, 2009, 12:52 am
I could do without either one, to be honest.
Chopperliscious - October 28, 2009, 12:47 am
I concede that the Patriot was as much as a draconian measure on behalf of the conservatives as Political Correctness was on behalf of the socialist left. The one thing they have in common is that they were both bloodless coups.
Sean - October 27, 2009, 10:20 pm
Nice of you to unintentionally concede that the Patriot Act is a draconian measure. As in the measure of all things Draconian. Ha.
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:55 pm
Why would you cook your woman FFS!?
abc123 - October 26, 2009, 12:37 pm
freaking women, they are only 3 good uses for them, cooking and f$$cking and raising kids. no more no less.
Kaldirris - October 26, 2009, 10:16 am
haha - reminds me of the old joke: Q: How many militant feminists does it take to change a light bulb? A: 10. 1 to change the bulb, 1 to hold the ladder for safety, and 8 to be on the lookout for potential rapists.
bill - October 24, 2009, 12:56 pm
sadly enough, this **** is all true
John R - October 24, 2009, 7:00 am
it's funny, BECAUSE it's true
Chopperliscious - October 23, 2009, 10:34 pm
The first three Fives are appreciated. The other two low scores came from the Womens Studies faculty 101. Thanks a lot my cholestrally challenged sisters!

FLEA MARKET MONTGOMERY - It's just like... It's just like... A Mini-mawl...

TAGS: flea market montgomery mini mall mawl eyes eye
Rating: 1.46/5

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13thCat - May 12, 2009, 6:01 am
Oh god this made me lol

destroying the zika virus -

TAGS: mosquito feminism
Rating: 5/5

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duxrus - August 26, 2016, 5:20 pm
That would be funnier (to this entomologist) if the depicted insect was a mosquito. But still VERY funny!
JesusWept - June 8, 2016, 8:10 am
LMAO!!! Outstanding! XD

Magic -

TAGS: magic b**** witch women feminism
Rating: 5/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 3:53 pm
Wow. Why did it ** out screen s h o t? The profanity filters here are absolutely ***** with ***** and a **** in **** and they should go **** themselves with a ***** ***** **** ****** ** ** **** **** ******* and that's why the government kills people.
nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 3:51 pm
Am I supposed to know who she is? It would have been a better point if you had taken a particularly unflattering screensh** of Anita Sarkeesian.
mizzdizz - August 25, 2015, 1:36 am
WOOF!!!! I'm canine. I can't replace a monkey. Wrong species! LOL!
JesusWept - August 24, 2015, 3:58 pm
Try it on your computer ;) Thanks for the vote.
MissPriss - August 24, 2015, 3:37 pm
Jesus, you of all here should know...I've been practicing that for well over 5L decades.
MissPriss - August 24, 2015, 3:35 pm
Gone for a bit and look who they fill my position with...you bytch!
mizzdizz - August 22, 2015, 10:40 pm
JesusWept - August 22, 2015, 10:06 am
Thanks, oh Great One ;)
mizzdizz - August 22, 2015, 2:30 am
LOL!....and I am its Master! (eeeeevil laugh) 5 LOL lions!

DEADMAU5 - Failing has never been this awesome.


TAGS: cats miniblind whiskers
Rating: 4.58/5

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abraaz - January 4, 2012, 6:51 am
Sorry, it's hard flying around space drunk.
PCat101 - December 22, 2011, 7:59 am
YAY! you buying drinks for everyone now?
abraaz - December 21, 2011, 8:25 pm
Yay my avatar is finally working, :D
abraaz - December 21, 2011, 8:24 pm
Reality Lord - December 21, 2011, 12:34 pm

and they wonder why i smoke. its so i don't kill them :)
Feasibly - December 20, 2011, 10:09 pm
Thx...Nothing like kids and parents keeping each others blood pressure up. ;)
Reality Lord - December 20, 2011, 8:55 pm

printed and posted on the fridge for my teenage kids to learn from. need i say.....5!

GREYBEARDS - Always Sensitive To Women's Issues

TAGS: greybeards sensitive women issue feminism t shirt pipe
Rating: 3/5

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Chopperliscious - October 23, 2009, 8:59 pm
I wonder if this sycophant has lowered to this just to get laid? Poor bastard is sadly mistaken - only alpha male a**holes get laid. That's simple evolution.
Culos - June 10, 2009, 5:23 pm
That's right, he's applied to join the order but the vote's still out
weber - June 10, 2009, 4:39 pm
That's Bill Bailey!


TAGS: evil overlord murder mayhem minions magic
Rating: 2.19/5

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Elder God Douchebag - January 21, 2009, 5:02 pm
Of course I enjoy my work.
Khatmonsuk - January 21, 2009, 4:55 pm
The Mighty M's!


TAGS: feminism political correctness women
Rating: 4.12/5

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MissPriss - February 18, 2013, 4:47 pm
I d*** near popped a bra strap...lmfao. Got a 5 from me.

NO NO NO!!! - I said, "Summon SATAN'S minions!


THE FIFTIES - Just damn fortunate, we were, to make it to the 60's.

TAGS: feminine hygiene lysol fifties ads
Rating: 2.86/5

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! - June 18, 2009, 5:20 am
wtf, they used lysol for that????

MOVIES - Inspiring people from all walks of life to make asses out of themselves



TAGS: feminism women kramarae
Rating: 4.54/5

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falloutghoul - November 9, 2012, 7:11 pm
Internet Tourettes: The radical notion that what you say on the Internet doesn't matter.

FREE STUFF - In the digital age, if it's free, You're not the customer You're the product

TAGS: direct marketing data mining freebies
Rating: 4.46/5

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ughomer - November 5, 2012, 10:45 am
How TRUE - 5L.


TAGS: a priest a minister a rabbi and your mom
Rating: 4.57/5

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eldiabloloco - October 2, 2010, 3:34 pm
I love it and boy isnt that the truth 5/5

THE PAPER - Should be like a miniskirt Long enough to cover everything... But short enough to keep it interesting

TAGS: paper miniskirt
Rating: 4.47/5

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M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 12:20 pm
Thanks, I shall wear them with pride :) rofl
mariand - August 7, 2011, 12:19 pm
cool...5 paper miniskirts for you


TAGS: lego minigun person with hat
Rating: 4.29/5

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ArturiusMaxwell - July 25, 2011, 12:22 pm
Can't say its a lie. Awesomeness lingers with you after exposure lol
Airman - June 2, 2011, 3:37 pm
I just saw this. Nice that you got my good 5ide!

DARTH EVIL - This is my apprentice I shall call him.... Mini Maul (Get it? Mini Maul? BWAHAHAHA!)


TAGS: feminine perspective mistake humor
Rating: 4.75/5

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lgvernon - June 4, 2013, 6:46 pm

Thanks, Cynic! I love hammering old jokes into another shape.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2013, 1:33 pm
I've heard this many times. However, it's the different pictures that people choose to go along with the caption is always cracking me up. 5L

FEMININITY - This ain't it

TAGS: wrestling olympic feminine
Rating: 4.14/5

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vilnius - July 29, 2012, 12:17 pm
of all the sports she could have chosen, she chose wrestling
mariand - July 29, 2012, 12:09 pm
Man, that's a game...she doesn't slam other women from pleasure...it's a competition.
vilnius - July 28, 2012, 7:32 pm
there's a difference between a well toned woman, and one who likes to bulk up and slam other women to the mat
SteveFurlong - July 28, 2012, 5:31 pm
Cheap sh**s aside, I like muscles on a woman. I'm a martial artist (mid-level black belt in Wing Chun) and am always glad to see serious female martial artists -- and they're all somewhat stocky from the muscle.
SteveFurlong - July 28, 2012, 5:29 pm
Could I ask them to put a bag over their faces first?
steve1961 - July 28, 2012, 5:04 pm
I dare you to say that they are not feminine to their faces. ;)

Blind -

TAGS: feminism war men women hammy
Rating: 3.58/5

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lgvernon - September 9, 2013, 10:25 pm

5L for this beautiful poster, but man I dislike that quotation.

MINI ELVIS - Rock N Roll will never be the same

TAGS: mini elvis
Rating: 2.5/5

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Funnyfreakingstuff - December 15, 2011, 6:18 pm
Chubby cheeks
Jacob - March 24, 2011, 8:22 pm
LogicDude you just hit the nail on the head
Jacob - March 24, 2011, 8:22 pm
LogicDude you just hit the nail on the head
LogicDude - April 1, 2009, 1:51 pm
Son of Cubby???


TAGS: and beyond i propose a minimum iq requirement for breeding couples
Rating: 4.52/5

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thatonechick - June 26, 2010, 11:38 am
Oh, ****. My bad.
TheTrashHeap - June 26, 2010, 11:37 am
Me_ - April 21, 2010, 3:38 pm
Einstein was the man.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:47 pm
No worries....they were OK with garlic b***er......
spacedog - April 19, 2010, 11:45 pm
Yikes did she put us to shame in the junk department. Sorry about the crabs by the way.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:40 pm
Not since we had that 3=way with Rhea Perlman.
spacedog - April 19, 2010, 11:37 pm
Ha! You've had worse.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:33 pm
I'm not into dogs....that's why I rejected Rerun's advances.
spacedog - April 19, 2010, 11:32 pm
But I'd never want to come between you two Moo+.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:27 pm
He only made them so Spacedog would take him back....You guys are so cute together.
spacedog - April 19, 2010, 11:26 pm
Wow! Great run of posters TTH, 5Ls all round.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 9:41 pm
@ Grey......Waaaaaa? @TTH,.....she's got a great a** as well...I'm a bad person.
GreyScorpion - April 19, 2010, 9:38 pm
is it a snicker? or a s******, or a giggle or a girly "hehehe" or a full fledeged drop to your knees belly laugh? cause I get that too...the s******, not the drop to your knees thing, you know what I'm saying, right moo+?
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 9:37 pm
Mrs.Mooooooooooooooooooo is a very patient young woman.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 9:33 pm
Actually, She laughs at you behind your back......Mrs.Mooooooooo laughs right to my face.
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 9:30 pm
She is very supportive of my Moti-career. As long as I get the dishes done before she gets home.
GreyScorpion - April 19, 2010, 9:28 pm
GreyScorpion - April 19, 2010, 9:28 pm
d***, so many excellent posters!! Trashette must be wondering when you're coming back with that gallon of milk

TIME MACHINES EXIST - A hotel mini-bar allows you to see into the future and what a can of Coke will cost in 2020.

TAGS: mini bar 50cal
Rating: 4.33/5

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TAGS: mom mini van
Rating: 3.17/5

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Sean - April 22, 2011, 12:02 pm
oops ... anyway, it's great poster, just not an original submission.
Sean - April 22, 2011, 12:00 pm
Don't get me wrong, it's a great
NotoriousGIL - April 22, 2011, 3:23 am
Hmmm...remarkably like Jan 2008 Motifake: http://www.motifake.com/1211 and about 2000 other places on the internet.
Waylander - April 21, 2011, 10:44 am
Greeny - April 21, 2011, 6:58 am
The house is quiet - crickets are chirping
Sean - April 20, 2011, 11:38 pm
Is there anyone who hasn't seen this one for the first time five years ago?


TAGS: dumb ass administration
Rating: 2.63/5

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firefly - June 18, 2009, 2:11 pm
Set up.

FEMININE HYGIENE - You're doing it wrong

GERMAN FOOTBALL FAIL - And that's the same guy...

TAGS: soccer football fail germany karl heinz rumminige
Rating: 2/5

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Captainglobehead - December 30, 2011, 5:05 pm
Completely different incident. Look closely at the uniforms. Nearly identical fail happened twice.
Sivark - October 31, 2010, 1:19 am
Look at the position of the hands and legs. it's not he same scene
agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 1:42 am
LMAO!!! I know, right?
ladyomegasupreme - October 9, 2010, 1:41 am
it is the same guy, btu the pic was taken @ 2 differnt angles
forseti - June 23, 2010, 4:58 pm
that is exact the same scene in black and white, isn't it?!? don't get it...

Love Button -

Reminisce -

TAGS: reminisce in the snow
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 30, 2014, 8:58 am
Well……was happy….was

Despicable Me Emporium -

TAGS: despicable me minions
Rating: 5/5

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Bolverk3778 - July 15, 2013, 6:29 pm
The Minions, the best characters in both film's, fully enjoyable by adults and kids without explanations.

The Sliderule Quandaries -

TAGS: calculus minimus gluteus maximus
Rating: 4.9/5

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ughomer - February 21, 2014, 6:52 am
AU ~ a paper company production toilet paper roll is as big as a house!
Silverheart - February 20, 2014, 11:38 pm

I make toilet paper at work... does that count?
maoworks2 - February 20, 2014, 5:04 pm
What's That Paper On A Roll ?
GaryO - February 20, 2014, 8:47 am
nor shall it be


TAGS: office secretary now feminism bikini
Rating: 4.86/5

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spacedog - September 7, 2010, 9:08 pm
Excellent. 5L
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 10:09 am


TAGS: reminiscing
Rating: 4.68/5

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Faceplant31 - December 8, 2010, 1:38 pm
I bet we could get some keyboard ties and make them standard parts of our uniforms.
GreyScorpion - December 8, 2010, 7:01 am
we gotta talk to Mr M about "wild tie" Fridays...we're looking kinda drab in our standard issue CIA outfits. 5L
Faceplant31 - December 7, 2010, 6:30 pm
Just like them h***ers in Vegas

Reminiscing the dreams -


TAGS: pzy alone pink feminine side
Rating: 4.57/5

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Derek - August 16, 2011, 10:43 pm
Always been the case for me. 5L

*sigh*...excuse me... -

TAGS: feminism john callahan
Rating: 4.5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 3, 2013, 2:41 am
In this situation, it'd be easy to p**s off a feminist. Just walk up to the counter and ask the female employee, "Hi, where are the cookbooks? While I'm at work, my wife wants to do some cooking for me." . . . riiight?
lgvernon - July 1, 2013, 9:19 am

OMG, this is funny!~~
GaryO - July 1, 2013, 6:57 am
Yup, two very talented actors slumming in a not so funny parody show (SNL like)….gotta wade thru the whole thing for one giggle….and that with ‘medicinal’ a**istance
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2013, 3:20 am

KNOW WHAT REALLY SUCKS? - Working for the minimum wage...

TAGS: vampire sucks minimum wage
Rating: 4.5/5

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falloutghoul - December 15, 2012, 10:28 am
I bet she's enjoying it.

score -

TAGS: gas prices cars mini coopers trucks suvs planes trains and automobiles
Rating: 4.43/5

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Bolverk3778 - June 18, 2014, 2:48 am
That would depend on which Mini you are referring! The modern Mini is BMW 3 Series in a flashy frock, The original Mini Cooper was truly frugal not just in the cost of fuel but servicing also.




CYBORG MODERATORS - Delivering 6,000 rounds of sloppy sobs of joy per minute To the Timmies, Trolls, flamers and bombers who desperately need it.

EVEN AS A CHILD... - Bone was "masking up" to hide his sensitive side… His eye for beauty and irony, and it made it hard for the victims to ID him!

TAGS: bone tribute mask hide feminine side
Rating: 3.71/5

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BoneCD - June 13, 2010, 7:33 am
*Wipes tear from his eye* Those were the days!

BUDGET CUTS - Germany suffered a lot of them towards the end of WWII

TAGS: mini mp40
Rating: 3.58/5

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spacedog - April 29, 2010, 8:02 pm
Psshhh. It's the ammo that's really Empressive.
usaf1995 - April 29, 2010, 7:36 pm
Nicely ditailed MP-38

E.G.D. - Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean we aren't out to get you. Especially now that we know where you live.

TAGS: flying fortress douchebag elder god minion
Rating: 3.21/5

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Elder God Douchebag - January 22, 2009, 9:28 am
Yeah, but the voices speak in Chinese, so I have no idea what they're saying.
LogicDude - January 22, 2009, 6:59 am
You're all just jealous because the voices don't talk to you...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 21, 2009, 11:57 pm
Hehehehehe, "minions use rear entrance". Is that a command or just bragging?
Sean - January 21, 2009, 9:16 pm
PARANOIA Well, at least you're never lonely ....

THE MIGHTY GREYBEARD - Amid his moderating minions, pointed and roared... REJECTED!


TAGS: transportation security administration
Rating: 3/5

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Bolverk3778 - April 3, 2013, 8:53 am
This type of idiocy is the main reason I no longer holiday in the USA, All that wasted time standing in line while a blue shirted jobs-worth complains your not standing in the right place.

diminishing returns -

MEMORIES - War, Famine, Pestilence, Death... Ah... there is no place like home.

DIGNITY - $6.55/Hr can buy a lot of it

TAGS: dignity minimum wage
Rating: 1.92/5

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LogicDude - December 1, 2008, 8:49 am
But people already point at my car when I drive by and call it the "Wienermobile"...you mean that's not the same?

FROSTY - has been busy

MINIMALIST ARCHIE - He's given up on that cheap hollow pursuit of laughter.

MINI-ME - For when Communists kill all of Obama's Czars...

TAGS: barack obama mini me loser communist czar russia america
Rating: 1.33/5

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agdaniele - November 12, 2009, 8:59 pm

The Paradox. -

I need Feminism -

The one that got away -

TAGS: reminiscing friends no longer with us
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - March 18, 2017, 10:32 am
Nice one ^^^^^Up
Silverheart - March 18, 2017, 9:24 am

This is an oldie revisited - it was on TheShivers back when there was a Shivers sister site. I redid the letters, but kept the old framing.

Broken -

TAGS: differences break up reason gemini ass
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 15, 2016, 1:16 pm
Thanks 'cern
concern3 - April 15, 2016, 2:56 am
excellent, UP yours
MissPriss - April 14, 2016, 6:57 pm
Ummm...nope he's an a**.
JesusWept - April 14, 2016, 5:29 pm
...or maybe he just hadn't seen Jungle Book XD

Home Sweet Home -

TAGS: condominium condom *** p****
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - March 21, 2016, 11:06 am
Thank you very much. It's a great compliment coming from you.
concern3 - March 18, 2016, 7:41 pm
Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.” Up yours, cause you have way

Feminist Dictionary -

TAGS: feminist dictionary misogynis
Rating: 5/5

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Sean - December 26, 2017, 8:34 pm
I hear you, Man. Take 'er ease!
nicholsjoshua15 - December 26, 2017, 8:24 pm
Best comment chain ever! I was just kidding about what I said. Peace, brother.
Sean - December 26, 2017, 8:21 pm
True ... but it pays the bills.
nicholsjoshua15 - December 26, 2017, 8:18 pm
Being forced to watch your wife get plowed by another man, while you cry doesn't count as s*x.
Sean - December 16, 2017, 11:57 pm
The feminist ladies I sleep with regularly don't seem to want to castrate me. Maybe because I am a feminist. And/or because I lift, bro!
nicholsjoshua15 - November 19, 2017, 11:09 pm
Celibate; straight; g**; or whatever, there one tie that binds all men. there's one tie that binds all men, Feminist want us castrated; imprisoned; or dead.
nicholsjoshua15 - November 19, 2017, 11:06 pm
Well, I didn't want to exclude anyone, because there are a lot of guys who are celibate (for their faith); married; straight; and g**. So yes, successful with women seems a little narrow minded.
EmilioDumphque - November 19, 2017, 5:57 pm
...but not successful with women.

Perfect! -

TAGS: feminism explained
Rating: 5/5

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BUCKO - November 18, 2017, 5:20 pm
nicholsjoshua15 - November 13, 2017, 5:57 pm
When you said that, I thought of The Human Centipede. Why did I ever let someone talk me into watching that movie?
Thedewd - November 13, 2017, 4:16 am
If every feminist in the world were laid end-to-end...it would probably be the best thing that ever happened to them.
nicholsjoshua15 - November 12, 2017, 1:41 am
Honestly, no, I'm not a Misogynist. I treat most everyone equal and fair, and until they do something to make themselves unequal and deserve unfair treatment. In fact I've gotten in trouble more than once for casting my pearls of kindness before swine.
EmilioDumphque - November 12, 2017, 12:34 am
...and I'll bet you don't think you're a misogynist.

downfall hard landing -

TAGS: feminist roles trasnfiormation
Rating: 5/5

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brewmaster411 - May 22, 2016, 12:02 am
You ramble, and have no direction. What is the point of this?

Modern Activism. -

Who said no dragons in water hazard? -

TAGS: minion evil dragons water hazard
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 28, 2016, 3:43 am
The only southern food I didn't like--gator! Tastes just like chicken---chicken that was going bad! hahaha! Make a nice pair of cowboy boots though!
BolekoffN - June 27, 2016, 2:23 pm
Problem with gators is catching 'em to make a sammich.
BolekoffN - June 27, 2016, 2:22 pm
NAAH! Them gators is for makin' fried gator sammiches. I'll have onion rings with mine.
mizzdizz - June 18, 2016, 7:27 am
In The South, we call them gators, honeychild!

Capitalism -

Mad Minute -

Before Gru -

Under Pressure -

photographs and memories -

Convention -

TAGS: feminist convention parking broom
Rating: 4.58/5

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mizzdizz - January 23, 2016, 5:53 pm
LOL! My broom's in the shop for repairs---I broke too many straws chasing a spider! 5 lol lions, JW!

Comparison -

TAGS: men women feminism chauvanism hatred
Rating: 4.5/5

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Onegin - August 1, 2015, 10:50 pm
Carla is your girlfriend, of course, getting some much needed advice.
steve1961 - August 1, 2015, 11:20 am
Oh, sure...mention Batman and forget to mention Superman, Green Lantern, Flash, Wonder Woman...and possibly Cyborg...smh
GaryO - August 1, 2015, 11:16 am
…an another thing, yer batman, batman don’t need no accolades
GaryO - August 1, 2015, 10:16 am
Well I thought it'd be consolation enough to be lumped with me....but noooo. Sides, my hand started falling asleep at reality lord
Reality Lord - August 1, 2015, 8:34 am

dear new guy...completely disregard the scores you've been given. they're a way of the community to try to welcome you in. focus instead on the advice that has been given to you in comments.
steve1961 - August 1, 2015, 6:44 am
I'm* Hey,when are we gonna be able to edit our comments?
steve1961 - August 1, 2015, 6:25 am
Well, that's just marvelous...I defend your doggy heiny and I don't even get a personalized shout out...I get a "rest of us"...Yeah, well...so what...I love myself...Just cuz I'm a Bad Guy...doesn't mean I a bad guy...#whoneedstobeloved?
mizzdizz - August 1, 2015, 2:07 am
Um Zeul? Did you forget to have you're morning coffee? No where is it even vaguely suggested that women don't have dirty minds. Its ME, you doof! I have one of the dirtiest minds on this site! Go have a cuppa joe. You need it, silly! LOL!
GaryO - July 31, 2015, 11:04 pm
Cheers to you, new member. Now remove that chip and enjoy the romp. Better yet, get an avatar and forage the forum.
GaryO - July 31, 2015, 11:04 pm
If I didn’t see promise here, I wouldn’t put forth the effort. You make a tidy poster. Just need an uptick in the verbiage (and I agree with everything your first posters have relayed).
GaryO - July 31, 2015, 11:03 pm
Don’t matter if yer a thirty something with a bad taste in yer mouth in regard to men, or a flaming flamingo with a bent for feather boas. Be imaginative. Statements by themselves are for blogs or in yer facebook.
GaryO - July 31, 2015, 11:03 pm
The rest of us that have been here a year or more have matured and seem to have our own flavors...that work.
GaryO - July 31, 2015, 11:02 pm
Lgvernon’s lean t’wards the Paraprosdokian genre and stand alone. Reality Lord is all over the place and in yer face (he’s that good).
GaryO - July 31, 2015, 11:02 pm
And if you desire to go nuts with funny, check out Greeny’s and Spacedog’s.
GaryO - July 31, 2015, 11:01 pm
The good ones, the really good ones have, at the very least, a bit of poignancy, a twist. Something to make one think. Study Airman’s creations and notice the surface humor, but also the depth, the warmth).
GaryO - July 31, 2015, 11:01 pm
Don’t make no nevermind what the subject, or even the statement (like yours seem to be). The obvious (no shyt) posters that got thru were genrly bashed. Some noobs learned and became quite good. Some just went away.
GaryO - July 31, 2015, 11:01 pm
Here’s the deal, Onegin; my criticism, although a tad harsh, was intended to be constructive. It’s what worked a few years back when ratings were more real. 3s were prized, and 5s were quite scarce. Old hands commented point blank.
GaryO - July 31, 2015, 11:00 pm
Much mo bettah. 5L (who's Carla?)
Onegin - July 31, 2015, 10:52 pm
Thanks for the compliments. But to truly understand a superior poster, one must posses sophistication.
Zeul - July 31, 2015, 7:31 pm
So am I to understand that women don't have equally dirty minds ?!?!? ... Yeah I am calling BS ... Women are no different!!!!
mizzdizz - July 31, 2015, 4:58 pm
Much better 1gin. a)trashing yourself. b)universal humor c) a lot closer to what's going on d)leave out the names. They're distracting. 5L for reworking and vast improvement. Good job rookie!

Criticism -

A Man Once Disagreed With Me. -

Comparison -

TAGS: men women feminism chauvanism hatred
Rating: 4.11/5

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Onegin - September 4, 2015, 1:59 pm
He's exploring his feminine side.
EmilioDumphque - September 3, 2015, 6:52 pm
?? Why does that guy have a ***b job?

Comparison -

TAGS: women men feminism chauvanism control
Rating: 3.4/5

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Onegin - July 31, 2015, 8:13 am
Good one.
mizzdizz - July 30, 2015, 9:06 pm
Boys, boys, boys... can't you tell these chicks are criticizing somebody's outfit? DUH!!!!
steve1961 - July 30, 2015, 1:17 pm
I'm a man and I can grasp even complex concepts. It's obvious you have some kind of chip on your shoulder, some bitterness about a relationship or just plain ***ism...idk or care. Use it to channel creativity or find out how big a burden it can be...
Onegin - July 30, 2015, 9:48 am
The point of the poster is to educate men and women alike. But apparently it didn't work. Which goes to show that men fail to grasp even the simplest of concepts.
GaryO - July 29, 2015, 11:53 pm
So who's this Carla bytch demeaning dogs?...and what's the point of this poster?
Onegin - July 29, 2015, 10:21 pm
Okay. Pigs!
EmilioDumphque - July 29, 2015, 9:57 pm
So stop calling us dogs as an insult.
Onegin - July 29, 2015, 11:54 am
Quite right. Quite right.
Bandit5906 - July 29, 2015, 10:51 am
And a dog will love you forever!


Male Feminist -